Q: Why do toadstools grow so close together
A: They don’t need mushroom!*
Hey FunGuy fans!
You know we love a good joke.
And by good, we mean bad.
We want to know YOUR favorite pun-filled punchlines, so we decided to make a game out of it!
Starting today, we want your cheesiest puns and biggest groaners on the FunGuy Facebook page.
Don’t be shy. There’s no joke too corny for our taste.
Post a joke and you’ll be automatically entered to win one of our awesome t-shirts! That’s right — the 3 best (er, worst) jokes will win a free FunGuy t-shirt!
Jokes don’t need to be mushroom-related, so don’t limit yourself to just that. Besides, that toadstool joke is gonna be pretty hard to beat…
Winners will be selected by a panel of professional jokers (that’s us), and announced on May 21st.
Good luck! Now, head over to Facebook to post your joke!
3 Simple Rules:
- Keep it clean. This is a family-friendly event so nothing offensive, please. We want jokes that we could tell in front of our grandma.
- Duplicate posts will be disqualified, so no stealing other contestants’ material.
- Have fun!
*Actually that’s not the reason. Toadstools grow close together because the spores fall from underneath the umbrella, which is pretty close to the ground, so there’s not too mush-room for the spores to spread… Now you know! ;-)
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